The God-Biscuit

Welcome to the planet's only authorized website for The Nuclear Platypus Church of Arglebargle, the world's oldest and largest Biscuit cult. Founded in the year 4200 B.C. by the venerable Pope Corncobbus the First, we are the propounders of the blessed tome, The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible: A Spiritual Guide for the Disciples of Biscuitism, to the yearning masses of Planet Earth.

The brand new edition of The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible is finished and available now! 212 pages, available in both hardcover and softcover, and now featuring 342% more Biscuitism on every page. The new edition has been thoroughly revised and rewritten, with all-new chapters and scores of brand new, eyeball-meltingly bizarre illustrations.

In addition to the One True Story of the history of the universe and of human civilization, bonus material includes Biscuitist prayers and hymns, excerpts from secret Renaissance-era Biscuitoid musicals, a thorough Index, the long-suppressed CosmoGirl interview with the God-Biscuit, and arguments you can use to convince skeptics, apostates, and blasphemers that the universe is indeed a fashion-obsessed hermaphroditic 24-dimensional Biscuit with a mild speech impediment (since rectified).

At last you too can learn the truth about The Great Porridge Famine of 212,000 B.C. that wiped out the mythic creatures and fairy tale animals! Don't miss out on this opportunity to order The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible by Pope Gus Rasputin Nishnabotna Sni-A-Bar Freak the First, a long out-of-print underground cult classic and a definite contender for weirdest book of all time! After only one reading, you'll be able to say to your friends, lovers, and colleagues, "You may be weird, but I'm mutated."

Huzzah! Praise the Glory of the God-Biscuit!

And for the on-the-go socially networked Biscuiteer, neglect thee not The Divine Church of Arglebargle Facebook Group.

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